simmer your boil

A phrase used when someone needs to chill the fuck out.

Similar to simmer down or slow you roll

Simmer your boil, it's not that big of a deal

by Sean Motherfucking B May 27, 2010

Shimbers

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015

swimmer

a girl/boy with the best body ever. don’t underestimate how strong these people are, they can do a lot more than you think. swimmers rarely have time to talk/hang out because of their crazy hours, but whatever chance you get, take and and use it all up. they are usually pretty good bf/ gf.

person 1: my gf is a swimmer
person 2: she must be really strong
person 1: yea she is

by 🤩🤪 February 7, 2019

Tit-swimmer

An unathletic male observed in a body of water with an atypically large, unmuscular chest.

After letting himself go for a number of years, Eric decided to embrace his new physique by becoming a world renown tit-swimmer.

by Elpolloblanco August 11, 2016

non-swimmer

Describing someone of African descent. A word that Whites can covertly use to refer to Blacks while Blacks are present. People of color usually lack the ability to swim (have you ever seen the shallow end of a public swimming pool) so this is a proper reference.

A family of non-swimmers just moved in next door.

I did not get a wink of sleep last night because those damn non-swimmers were playing that rap music so loud

by MDunn July 10, 2005

Miami University Swimmers

A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.

Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.

These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.

Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.

I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".

by Wet Redhawk July 19, 2009

Simmer

One who loves to play any of The Sims games.

Mike loves to play The Sims 2. He's a simmer.

Mike has all the expansion packs. He's a true simmer.

by pixiedoopz November 1, 2008