shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

sheringas

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.

Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!

by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

shevi

shevi is a great woman and she will always be there for you and she will never forget about you.she may be bratty and a dick but she will love you

Dang shevi im so lucky to be your friend

by iamnotblessed December 10, 2018

Shemine

A tricolor female border collie lab mix with pumpkins above her eyes.

The brown on that shemines face looks like pumpkins.

by Hisbitch25 October 3, 2019