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As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.
Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."
by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007
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situation

(pron.)
1. in current use, a general substitute for any noun in existence, regardless of gender or number.

2. a common term popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the first season of MTV's reality series, "Jersey Shore" (2009), typically used to denote the expected arrival of reasonably attractive girls for an informal social gathering.
1. "You need a mani bad. You should find a Chinese chick to buff your situation." --Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in the film "Jennifer's Body" (2009), referring to another character's finger nails.

2. "We have a Situation!" --Mike "The Situation" from MTV's "Jersey Shore" (2009), after phoning several groups of girls that he met on the Boardwalk and confirming their willingness to hook-up.
by St. Class!c February 16, 2010
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shensational

When a story is so obviously and pathetically fake, there's no way any part of it could be true.
post: So today I was staying late after school and my hot teacher started stripping, and then I boned her on her desk, and then I stole the principal's Ferrari and ran from the cops, and then I made it to Mexico and this guy named Rico Queso stole my wallet, so we had a sword fight and I killed him and gained his life energy points. :nododgy:

reply: That was quite a shensational story.
by pacpbn September 24, 2008
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akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.
Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.
by hh disney freak June 6, 2010
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Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019
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bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.
Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.
by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010
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No means yes situation

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop
Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.
by Greg Russell November 10, 2007
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