shelfdom

Where a woman or man are when they haven’t been married or had kids by age 30-40

Stephanie now lives in Shelfdom she’s thirty five and single. Ryan still lives with his parents and plays video games he’s definitely in shelfdom

by Pitman Poet November 11, 2020

kill shelf

The shelf of liquor bottles that you've finished

Yo look at that frat's kill shelf

by Rustic bitch face September 23, 2015

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Toilet Shelf

That weird thing that you really don’t know the name of that basically acts as a toilet lid. That thing is used most as a shelf for random shit in your house. Ranging anywhere from tampons to sea glass and dried starfish! On top of that, it can even be used as an insanely overpowered killing machine if used with blunt force to the head, just like during a zombie apocalypse.

Hey did you set the salad on the toilet shelf? I swear Laura if you did again this time I’m going to kick your ass!

by Boy Scout Socks March 27, 2021

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

Shef

Noun (n) - A person who is extremely talented at manipulating others or getting what they want; One who is skilled in the art of conversation; Popular, Attractive or Well liked by others.

Comes from "Shef" in German which means "Boss"

"Wow, he won prom king and president of his class, he just always seems to get people to give him what he wants, he is such a Shef

by D.T. August 22, 2007

shelf butt

(n) An ass so large as to simulate a shelf, table, nightstand, or other flat tabular object that one might set a drink, ash tray, plates, a TV, or what not on.

"Bitch got a shelf butt that you could stack an encyclopedia on!"

by Bystrick March 22, 2003