SHAMPOO

intention to swear at a man
im going to shampoo any minute now r-jizzy barking
by loojaro August 17, 2006
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Shampoo

Any instance where something is mistaken for shit.

Holy Christ, someone shit in the pool!

Calm down, It's probably just shampoo.

Yeah, look, it's half a snickers bar.

They were just shitting us.
by Zoggg September 06, 2007
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mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.
Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!
by 'Murica April 02, 2011
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English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.
"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."
by Wynne Sermons August 22, 2007
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Shampoo Effect

Similar to how adding water to a nearly empty shampoo bottle gives you "more shampoo", giving a small amount of alcohol to someone who was very drunk the night before, returns them to a drunk state.
Bro 1: "Damn, why is Alex so drunk right now? He's only had two drinks."

Bro 2: "It's the Shampoo Effect, he was plastered last night."
by icechris February 07, 2012
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Dry Shampoo

Shampoo in a spray can for when your kids are driving you nuts, making a mess of your house, your husband doesn't know how to lend a hand and you have zero minutes for yourself.
I have a parent-teacher conference in and hour with no time to shower. I guess I'll just use the dry shampoo to make my hair not look like it hasn't been washed in a week.
by Courage03 March 11, 2018
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Shampoo Effect

The phenomenon of when it takes just a little bit of booze to get drunk the day after a night of many alcoholic beverages. The same way as when a bottle of shampoo is almost empty and it just takes a little bit of water to make more shampoo.
"Man im feeling drunk after these 2 beers for some reason. It must be the shampoo effect going on from all those shots I did last night."
by Gun5linger March 25, 2012
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