Awkward Salt Shaker

In common usage in essex. When an awkward or tense situation arises, all tension can be examplified with this gesture, in which both hands are made into fists, placed on top of each other and rotated in opposite directions as in a salt grinder.

Man 1: Dude she's hot.

Man 2: That's my mum.

Silence.

Awkward Salt Shaker performed by passer-by.

by Awkward! May 9, 2010

Himalayan Salt Plate

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.

She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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by Scotty Dubbalicious January 12, 2015

Make Salt

A slang term referring to the act of performing oral sex usually on a female cunnilingus. It’s origin is derived from the chemical reaction when mixing an acid and a base in order to make a salt (NaCl). Human saliva is a generally base solution, while genitalia and the fluids within are relatively acidic. When performed, the chemical reaction taking place is the creation of Sodium Chloride, (NaCl), or more commonly referred to as salt.

Keep in mind however that while during fellatio, it is only to make salt until the presence of pre-cum, as the environment then becomes more basic on the pH scale.

“Pssst...You were right, Lauren just wanted me to make salt and not return the favor.”

by Constantly@Umass April 25, 2019

Salt Snake

Salt Snake is a Land Speed Racing motorcycle Streamliner.

Salt Snake is a Land Speed Racing motorcycle Streamliner. The Team Bullett streamliner is called “The Salt Snake” because of its unique design compared to other streamliners. Because “The Salt Snake” is less than 1” off the ground, spectators compare the streamliner to a snake slithering down the Bonneville Salt Flats at lightening speeds.

by One of the crew October 14, 2007

Find the saltine

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

Can't, no salt

Three words used to quickly end a discussion in the Common Area.

Chris: Why don't you just lick my ass!
DK: (without looking up from his laptop) Can't, no salt

by Tajador February 5, 2008

throw salt

to interfere in one's plans or actions, esp. of the macking variety

Ramza be a pimp and represent. Don't let those haters throw salt in your game and disrespect your honour.

by My Name is Marche! June 24, 2008