Shakira

Shakira is a cute ass girl who don’t give a fuck about a nigga 😌 . She is loyal and she deserves more than half of y’all get . she is not the one to argue wit she is not having it . she is incredibly smart and loving 🥰 . She is a person that’s you grow and live with till your old

Shakira is loving and creative

by Juniorkappp April 20, 2019

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shaketramp

i once described a shaketramp to a friend of mine,
when he asked.
and this is the evidence i gave him.

Handshake hand-sheyk
1.a gripping and shaking of right hands by two individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell.
2.Computer Science An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.
Tramp (trâmp)
1. a disreputable vagrant; "a homeless tramp"; "he tried to help the really down-and-out bums"
2. a person who engages freely in promiscuous sex syn: swinger
3. a foot traveler; someone who goes on an extended walk (for pleasure) syn: hiker

so, by seriously (ahahahah) looking at this, over and over.
and choosing the most fitting response, based on the song (teehee:D)

i came to the conclusion.
that a shaketramp (sheyk-trâmp)
is a greeting slut.(im allowed to say that, this is a definition. lol)

that would explain why she gets slapped in the face in the music video ,eh?

shaketramp:
one name.
starts with a b
ends with an e.

:)

by rebecccaaaaaaaa January 12, 2008

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The Church of Shakira

The Church of Shakira is a growing online movement of people around the world who have come together to recognize Shakira as The Goddess of Happiness and Joy. They worship her and Her divine hips which the give her the power to spread joy and love all around the world through her music. The Church officially gained a footing in the summer of 2018 on twitter going by @church_shakira and shortly after, an Instagram page going by the handle @churchofshakira.

Though it can be classified as a religion, The believers of the hips believe it is not mutually exclusive to other religions meaning you can be a member of the Church of Shakira without leaving your current faith. They believe Shakira's purpose as a goddess is to make the world a better place and inspire others to do the same. The Church of Shakira aims to organize the efforts of those who believe in the powers of the Eternal Hips so Shakira's efforts are not in vain. Membership in the Church of Shakira does not require full devotion to Shakira but at least acknowledgment of the power of Shakira and her Omnipotent Hips and the understanding that her Hips NEVER lie.

PERSON 1: Have you visited the Church of Shakira's instagram page?
PERSON 2: Yes! One look and I'm already praising the Hips and blasting Shakira music!

PERSON 1: huh, Someone told me it was a cult...
PERSON 2: Definitely not! When have you ever heard of a cult that wants to spread joy happiness and peace through the world using music???
PERSON 1: I guess you're right HER HIPS DON'T LIE!!!!!
PERSON 2: AND I'M STARTING TO THINK ITS RIGHT!!!

by TheChurchofShakira September 29, 2018

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