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calorie seeking missile

A fat person who is draw to calories in the same way that a heat seeking missile is drawn to heat.
When that fat guy saw that cake he turned into a calorie seeking missile
by D. "D Wayne" W. August 22, 2011
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Thot Seeking Missile

A male fuckboy adamantly seeking the companionship of thots in public display.
Jesus Christ, this guy buying tickets from the girl at the box office was a real thot seeking missile; he couldn’t stop trying to flirt with her.”
by Thottieslayer June 23, 2018
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Attention Seeking Bitch

My ex friend, Jessica. Who was controlling and possessive in every way and would do anything for a hint of attention.
"Yes, I did just call yo ass out, Jessica. Come fight me with them bitch ass noodle arms. Attention Seeking Bitch"
by Baked_Beans321 July 21, 2020
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Monster Seeking Monster

A Jackbox Party Pack 4 game. Also known as Rejection Simulator. Its also where you type the longest words to torment people, especially if you are a horny shark.
by PatrickMat February 25, 2022
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Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.
*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.
by travmagi December 14, 2019
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seeing other people

1: Cheating on.
Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?
Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"
by cuz x3 November 10, 2011
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