Selective Cleaning Disorder

Being told to clean or knowing that you need to clean, yet you don't. Instead you get on Facebook and look up words on Urban Dictionary. Then you clean when you absolutely have to (ie: company is coming over), have nothing better to do, or have a sudden urge to clean. But when you do choose to clean, you clean to the best of your ability. It really is a sickness of the mind because most likely you live in a fairly messy, yet often organized, house.

I've been putting off cleaning my room for three weeks, but now that my friends are coming over the entire house has to be spotless! I must have Selective Cleaning Disorder!

by createsnap October 27, 2010

Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

seduction community

A group of idiots who, while railing against men who submit to women, submit to women themselves by changing their personalities and acting like someone else just to get a whiff of their panties.

"The seduction community is the lowest form of life on earth."

by Expose83 September 26, 2009

seductress

sharon stone as catherine tramell in the movie basic instinct...the most amazing seductress ever

Did you see how Catherine (Sharon Stone) just got that guy to start smoking and drinking again? And how she got him into all that hot mess with the pussy flash and the fuck of the century? She is a total seductress!

by sexualasians October 28, 2013

seducive

another word for seductive which isnt really a word but it is now bc I accidentally used it instead of seductive

that comment was so seducive i spurted out my dick from my semen

by qaqiichulo on ig 🥴🥴 March 20, 2020

Selective Music Downloader

Downloading a song from iTunes, only because you like the first 00:07 seconds of the song, or usually the part of the song that has a nice beat.

Person A: "Hey Steve is such a Selective Music Downloader."

Person B: "Why do you say that?"

Person A: Because he just bought "We Built This City" from iTunes, and he only listens to the part at the beginning with the lyrics, "We Built This City on Rock n' Roll."

by 123456789ABCDEF December 15, 2009