scrample

A scrap as a sample. A representative sample of a thing, made by removing a scrap of the original item. Used mainly in remodeling homes, boats, etc., where the original item is too large to be brought whole to a paintshop for color matching or a lumberyard for comparison to available products.

Go get a scrample of that siding so we can match the grooves at the store.

by Jerome Laguna June 3, 2011

Scrumble

Alternate forms: scrumbling, scrumbled

(verb) the act of removing the tail from a piece of shrimp before eating with the hands or teeth.

I hope you scrumbled that shrimp before eating it.

by fuUuUuuUukyeah May 19, 2018

Scrumply

Scrumply is a feeling and emotion. Often described as "rough" or "scabby", if something is scrumply it is not soothing to any of the five senses. One can feel scrumply wherein they have the characteristics of an object described as scrumply or Fergalicious

"That blanket is really scrumply."
"Are you feeling scrumply today?"

by Scrotum_Tickkler June 4, 2018

scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

scrambler

the vehicle used by a scally from liverpool usually a member of the lacoste wearers (thats nearly everyone)

lad i've bricked the windows no lets bounce. fuckin get the scrambler on the go!

by margera October 16, 2003

scrumpet

A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe.

"Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes."

by mags1923 February 19, 2007