SCRUMP

when the corn goes into the butthole and you wiggle scrump daily

“Yo, I just SCRUMPED.”
“oh”
“Yeah bro.”

by anonymous January 29, 2022

scrump

slang for scrumptious if you don’t use this word you arent cool

Yo, those popsicles they sell are scrump

by leeeeeeeweeee July 3, 2021

scrump

A woman of undesirably low class, full of silicon, self obsessed, narcissistic and generally a terrible person. Would look best buried under a patio.

That girl Sophie Rubes over there, she's such a scrump.

by Lord_Gaffucktape January 14, 2019

SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes

You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever

by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023

scrump

Origianlly created by julian valencia and scott frugis....food, simple as that.

yo lets get some fuckin' scrump

by Julian Valencia December 24, 2007

Scrump

(Verb) To eat good tasting food; a scrumptious meal.

"You boys ready to scrump? I heard they just got a new cook and the food is fire."

by The Fastest Boat November 1, 2021

SCRUMP

A discreet way of saying that you want to have sex with your partner

Hey guys we gotta bounce cuz we got a lot of scrumping to get done before the deadline tomorrow..(big test to study for, meeting/conference, etc.)

by Scar&Toph June 15, 2021