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slimy scrotum

A mixed drink, consisting of a shot of any alcohol in which the bartender's testicles have been dipped.
Girl 1: "I'll have a Sex on the Beach."
Girl 2: "Hmm, what should I have?"
Barkeep: "How about a slimy scrotum?"
Girls 1 and 2: "What's that?!"
Barkeep: "A shot of whatever you like and I dip my boys in it."
by EAT DA POO POO November 30, 2010
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scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.
"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."
by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006
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Scrotum Slap

A slap on the underside of the testicles. Very painful very enjoyable.
I received a scrotum slap from Wallace.
by Alec April 25, 2005
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Scrotum Knight

A person who is dedicated to serving and protecting the scrotum.
Dude, he's a righteous scrotum knight!
by Ichabod Crane April 8, 2006
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scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.
my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.
by fartsafety January 3, 2009
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Scrotum-floatem

A bar game whereby contestants rub Ice Cubes on their genitalia (usually ball sack, sex permitting) then tries to throw it in such a manor as it lands in the glass of another. Points are awarded (accumulatively) for:

1. The act of throwing the cube itself (1 point);

2. A successful delivery (2 points);

2. A successful delivery into the intended recipient's glass (2 points);

3. The recipient not noticing (3 points);

4. The person drinking, post act (5 points).
"I was just splashed by something landing in my glass!"
"Don't drink it bro, there's probably a game of Scrotum-floatem going on. Quick, take your pants off and rub this Ice Cube on yourself."
by Krayon December 15, 2013
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Scrotum Slap

For those kinky bastards with high pain tolerances, their gyal often perform this finishing move for an adrenaline rush in the nuts for an extra boost
Emily gave dave a scrotum slap and that got him rearing to go
by adamap03 September 21, 2019
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