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Screeching Owl

An expressive form of Dirty Dynamite that sores from your colon at such a rapid speed that it makes you mimic the unpleasant sounds of a screeching owl.
End Results: Self induced Pink Sock & shredded linoleum from the clenching of your toe claws.
Oh my God Bertha, after eating that macho combo burrito from Del Taco, I was buckled up in the restroom with a screeching owl.
by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007
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When you perfectly telegraph your emotions with body language and abnormal behavior, and no one notices.
Screaming so loud you're silent is what George was doing when he was angry.
by Tingle Likes Rupees June 13, 2013
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Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.
That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!
by Stevehnh April 10, 2011
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Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady
by poopypants993 December 11, 2010
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screaming chicken

A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.
Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.
by The Roger Dodger December 10, 2008
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An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick
Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!
by Chaoslight November 11, 2003
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heat seeking moisture missile

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.
by mafioso March 23, 2003
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