stoned 

the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. I personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the CIA,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you damn well please. goodday younglings.

1."AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
2. ------------
3."DONT LOOK TOWARDS THE TV MAN, THE ALIENS, THEYRE GOING TO FUCKIN LIKE SUCK YOURE BRAINS OUT MAN.theyre taking over the world, one day we'll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the CIA"
4."HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO.....
..OH FUCK THAT HURT"

stoned by Cori <3 May 30, 2005

Sconds 

The style of wearing a sandals with socks. Not the tourist style, the style of one who is too lazy to put on shoes in the morning so goes to school wearing sandals with socks.

Yo Luis, I was too lazy today to wear shoes, so I threw on my Sconds.

Sconds by Dorville June 9, 2007

Stoned 

The state of mind in which an individual's Mind bonds with the chemical THC, usually by smoking Marijuana Buds, and sometimes eaten. In effect causing Euphiora,Hunger,Paranoia,Short-Term memory loss and thinking everything is funny

Yo, im so fucking stoned that the cat just told me a secret

Stoned by Samer Slim December 28, 2005

no-scoped 

to be shot down and killed by a sniper who did not use the scope or any function that enhances his accuracy to destroy his enemy in any multiplayer first-person-shooter.

Dude, he freakin no-scoped me!!

no-scoped by Cliff Johnsen May 5, 2005

scored

Buying or otherwise acquiring drugs.

"I just scored some H while cruising the ghetto."

etc.. ;)

scored by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009

stoned 

when someone is so fucking high that when they get up to take a dump they forgot why they walked into their bathroom and they start talking to themselves in the mirror

we found john in the bathroom with his pants down talking to himself. he was fuckin stoned.

stoned by robert rectum February 24, 2009

stoned 

when you're so high that you almost feel unable to move your muscles. everything feels weird and you kind of just sit back with your mouth agape staring off into space and enjoying it. contrary to popular belief, "stoned" and "high" are different in that, the word "stoned" originated from the idea that you feel like you're being weighed down by big heavy stones.

"I'm so stoned I feel like I'm floating dude"

"dude! I can't move my legs. woaaaaaaaaaaa I'm stoned"

"HAHAHAHAAAAA I'm moving up in the world. I used to just be a pothead. now that I'm stoned I'm a stoner with a boner."

stoned by pot expert July 29, 2008