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Scissor, Paper, Scomo.

Like a game of scissor, paper, rock but with a new hand gesture of Scomo comes to play. The Scomo just grabs the other players hand and tries to shake it without the other players consent, when the other player voices an opinion the person that plays the Scomo just walks away.

Named after Scott Morrison the Australian prime minister who during the bushfire crisis in Australia was forcefully shaking hands with upset bushfire victims without their consent for media purposes.
What's Morrison up to on the Tv? Looks like he’s playing Scissor, Paper, Scomo. again.
by Bushcomberbrown January 31, 2020
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Shombo

In one bathroom trip-partaking in a nice sh*t and a shower combo. Thus when anyone kills these two birds with one stone by showering and dropping a log, it is referred to as a a Shombo.
After dinner and polish horseshoes, Eck took an amazing shombo on vacation in Vermont which all were proud of him for.
by Kibby C. October 16, 2008
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Scumboloid

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by Bring back Conti's April 7, 2003
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scambone

to hook up with someone. scandalous boning. scamming that leads to boning. new mexican in origin.
what happened with you and tony? eeeeee you guys scambone last night or what?
by serenabobina April 1, 2007
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stinky scambonious

a fart of such a high calibur it can cause mental brain damage
HOLY COW, that was one stinky scambonious!
by adam french May 13, 2005
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The Dirty Scomo

This maneuver if thats what you Australian parlimentary losers want to call it is when you pretent to shake a womans hand very convincingly but 'accidentally' thrust it into the soft spot between either her tits or legs (depending the relativity of her height and yours).

You only do this if you are confident that you have an AU prime ministers reptilian grin and a "fuck the rest of the country man, only Canberra (where the majority of the politicians live) can smoke dope," mentality.
The Dirty Scomo would be explained by the following convo between copycat surfees who just so happen to watch Australia's favourite crappy 'question time' parlimentary broadcast:

Bruh 1: "duuuuuuuuuuuude, I just saw how SCOMO did a fly handshake where his hand ended up on a chicks tits and bra!"

Bruh 2: "Us surfees need 2 change our tactics unless the surfee kind get wiped out on the next R excuse wave."

Bruh 3 and 4: "nah man, were already charged for that, can't do it even if we tried, plus were in Canberra too busy getting high with Scomo himself, he's gnarly and paid us to be his best friend for like 3 hours while getting baked."
by Jack Herrer January 7, 2020
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scobourn

it a mix of scotch and bourbon caused when you dont have enough of either for a drink but by mixing the dregs of two bottles you get one drink
who wants a drink ,bourbon or scotch , awe shit i only have a dribble in each bottle !
by Rob vanderkolk June 24, 2005
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