schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

schnootz

Can be used as a verb or noun. Schnootz as a noun is commonly used to describe oxycontin. However it is also the name of the tool you use to snort the drug up your nose. As a verb it is used to describe to act of snorting the drug.

Pat Sloan is addicted to schnootz.

Let me use your schnootz, I lost mine.

Let's schnootz!

by hoochparlor August 16, 2010

schnooble

A cute little baby named Faith; something so cute as to be a schnooble.

Faith is such a cute little Schnooble!

by Frodginald November 10, 2013

Schnooker

Someone who is so cute that the only word to describe them is something incoherent. Best used alongside other incoherent terms.

Oh, you are such a flooping schnooker!

by Stormyena July 23, 2016

schnoodle

a soft, womanly hound that sleeps a lot and can't handle pills and pot

Damn you schnoodle you better wake up and have another pill!

by xxccvvbbss January 15, 2009