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schmoozery

Sweet talking someone for a favor that benefits you.
I’m going to use some schmoozery with the receptionist to get in to my appointment early.
by Semiguy62 June 10, 2022
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schlocker

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.
Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!
by teej007 February 2, 2023
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schmooler

It means a extorter like a person who does doxxing etc.
Hey that guy is a schmooler
by sexyhotwolfdemon July 5, 2023
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Schloopermowie

When you get an erection at the wrong time
Oh shit, I got a Schloopermowie
by mrdickfaceman June 8, 2023
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Schnickers

A less offensive term for curse/swear word shit
Holy schnickers”… “aw schnickers”…
by Knucklenutz December 31, 2025
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goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained
Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now
by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024
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Tim Schnook

Nickname for Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, who unwittingly became a vassal to an incompetent and corrupt President of the United States.
There goes Tim Schnook running off to the White House again to pay tribute to and kiss the ass of Diaper Donald.
by LaughingAloud February 15, 2026
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