schmit

The Act of Shaving One's Chode

My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.

by Construction Lab April 6, 2007

Schnibbles

Little scraps of paper that are on the table and floor after cutting paper with scissors

When you are finished cutting the paper to make snowflakes, pick up your schnibbles

by Clearlake Liz May 13, 2005

Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

Schnitta

A colloquial term for a chicken schnitzel only, and seldom used in Victorian country towns.

Kasey went to the pub for a Schnitta

by SchnittaLover2020 January 11, 2021

Chicken schnitzel

When you have sex on the beach.
You then cum on her stomach then roller her in the sand.

Last night i pump this chick on the beach and gave her a chicken schnitzel.

by Fat dingo baby November 21, 2018

Krusty schnitzel

The hottest youtube channel out there, it is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement. Watching a Krusty schnitzel video will give you a massive peen and cure all of your sadness.

Person 1: WOW that's one massive peen you've got my good man!
Person 2: thanks! I've been watching Krusty schnitzel, you better subscribe!
Person 1: I sure will!

by bigmanOwO666 June 4, 2019

Nichole's Famous Schnitzel

A series of sexual acts so depraved that it cannot be read without causing permanent psychological damage.

Tom is still recovering from Nichole's Famous Schnitzel.

by IggyTheGreat July 21, 2014