Facebook Separation Anxiety Disorder

The unsettling feeling that you get when you are away from your Facebook feed for too long.

Richard: What is wrong with Jack?
Enzio: He went camping this weekend and did not have an internet connection and is suffering from Facebook separation anxiety disorder

by Zrock76 June 21, 2011

Viral Separation

When someone would dump their boyfriend or girlfriend, or even their fiancé or fiancée, after they were tested positive for the coronavirus, because they reasoned that any offspring from them might not grow into a healthy person, whose DNA would have been compromised by infected cells, or who might be carriers of yet-to-be-detected corona diseases for future generations.

Guesstimate how many couples worldwide quietly or unexplainably parted ways due to viral separation since the beginning of the pandemic.

by MathPlus March 20, 2022

demon-stration

A peaceful protest which is infiltrated and manipulated by opposing forces, to demonize the original gathering by instigating violence.

The BLM protest was civil and calm. Suddenly an outsider appeared, threw a rock at police, a fire was set, the cops sprayed tear gas and in minutes it became a demon-stration.

by Monkey's Dad September 5, 2020

scaramona

a ship that doesnt make sense like boy… dont they both hate eachother no i dont care about enemies to lovers shit, THEY HATE eachother and besides mona is scared of him, ofc shes not gonna get into a relationship of someone shes scared of lmao 🤣 like imagine getting shipped with a person u hate and imagine both of ur parents hating eachother and one of them hates the other but u ship them.. doesnt make sense

besides scaramouche shouldnt be shipped with anyone the relationship would be toxic af

*not mad just facts!!*

“i hate scaramona”
*has tons of milk at home and has a dad*

“i ship scaramona”
*milkless*

by aqualers May 3, 2022

cocky starvation

west indian term for a girl who isn't getting any dick

she man nah fuck she, she a suffer from cocky starvation

by shag1 December 28, 2006

slorationship

A slut/whore has a relationship with you which you think is special but isnt.

I thought that I had a good relationship, but it just turned out to be a slorationship.

by jamesotisjr13 December 20, 2010

Bottom Separation

When the mass of lava gathered at the bottom of a lava lamp separates...it's like a drip working against gravity, however, it would be inaccurate to call it a "drip."

see also top drip

Ah...not another bottom separation!

by istandwitness October 6, 2005