Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 9, 2003

scandelux

Behavior that is not only scandalous, but goes beyond that in an often evil, even comical manner.

I can't beleieved you give head for rock. That shit is scandelux.

by Rob Stanbrook February 25, 2006

sandy koufax

Greatest lefty pitcher of all time, played for LA Dodgers in 1960's. career ERA is lower than Snoop Dogg's sperm count.

"Sandy Koufax is the greatest lefty of all time. And he's an honorary member of the Jew-Unit, with Shawn Green and Brad Ausmus!"

by E-Man December 19, 2003

Scandal

Something that happens; a series of events. Something that is currently happening, what a person is up to, the news.

Hay man, I heard you and your bird were breaking up, what's the scandal?

by rootdown November 7, 2004

Scandal

The propaganda term used by the mainstream media and so-called government 'leaders' in lieu of the word 'CRIME' when describing obvious crimes perpetrated by the 1%.

Benghazi scandal. Libor fraud scandal. IRS Scandal. Fast and Furious scandal. Mortgage fraud scandal....etc.

by BrainCell August 20, 2013

sandy hook

1. A colloquial name for the 2012 shooting of a Connecticut elementary school of the same name.

2. Also used as a verb to mean "To shoot up this fucking school", and if you hear that kid everyone's mean to say that, run. NOW.

1: Sandy Hook was a very tragic event that sparked a debate about gun control in the US. (Personally, I think the US has really permissive gun control laws, but you have your opinions, I'll have mine)
2. Adam: Okay, that's it! I'm about to sandy hook this fucking school!
Brad: RUN!!!
(*cue screaming, chopper shots*)

(*silence*)

by theweirdogirlwithaspergers August 22, 2016

Sandynial

The mental state of a person who puts him- or herself in danger by refusing to heed evacuation warnings for Hurricane Sandy.

Resident #1: "I don't need to evacuate. These hurricane warnings are a bunch of hype."

Resident #2: "You are in deep Sandynial. Now get your crap and let's go!"

by Anna LeStache October 29, 2012