African core sample

When you are clapping that ass and go to bust on her chest, but just push out a core of poop out of your urethra that you just jackhammered back into her small intestine.

She asked me to get her and African core sample to study. After a good struggle fuck, I shot one right on her reading classes.

by Thunderdaddy May 9, 2021

pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

Sample Survey

A study that collects data from a sample to learn about the population from which the sample was selected.

A recent sample survey asked the following question: How long have you been a customer?

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.

Babe, can I get some of that sample head?

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

Compound-Sampling

The process of taking 2 samples and putting them into one song

Yo, that was so crazy when Jay Versace started compound-sampling Drake and another song in Tic Tac Toes

by NARRATR March 5, 2019

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024