Eff Sword

a) an exclamation used when one is flustered and/or upset

b) a sword that is peerless in comparison to other weapons like it

"I just failed 3 tests and got by butt wrecked in Call of Duty... Eff sword!"

"I bought an eff sword at the medieval weapons show

by grouchomarxx December 13, 2010

Potassium sword

A meme version of a banana or just to make bananas sound cooler

Griffen: I ate this banana last nigh it was fucking amazing
Elijah: you mean potassium sword you cunt

by Kent52203 March 21, 2017

Dark sword

One of the most hated weapons in the game Dark Souls III normally used by people who dont really know how to play, such as gankers

Normal user: Hi! Lets have a fair duel :D
Dark sword user: r1 r1 r1

by PauldeCap (Magnificient Paul) May 31, 2016

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

Gentleman Sword

The fancy way of saying penis.

Shown in the Hollywood Undead song, 'Comin' In Hot.'

Well, that is most superb. I too had my Gentleman Sword rode on.

by eaglesfan95 April 02, 2011

Diamond Sword

What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.

Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me

by ZyRacka February 01, 2019

Pork sword

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

by Stoma Docking January 12, 2010