soon:tm:

a moment between now and the heat death of the universe

When is qosmetics coming out?
soon:tm:

by mottsapplesauce October 26, 2020

soon times

oakville slang meaning something coming soon

i know we just started but ill be done soon times

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

Swoonage

a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!

by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 12, 2010

Swooner

A person who swoons, a term of affection

A Swooner makes every attempt to impress the opposite sex by kind words and gestures in order to show interest without being direct about the fact they are interested. For instance, one might use larger than normal words, or be particularly silly or nervous when they speak during swooning. The swooning itself is a true act of trying to win over the opposite sex in the efforts of securing a relationship with that person.

by all things in time October 10, 2010

Scooney

The roll call of the Pershing Rifles.

As with other fraternities and societies, the definition is unknown to non-initiates.

Everyday Use:
- What up, frat?
- SCOONEY!

Party Use:
- Damn, she's got a fat ass.
- S-C-O...!
- O-N-E-Y...!

by Been2America March 17, 2010

too soon

A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.

person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.

person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?

person1: Too soon.

by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017

Swoonworthy

The ability for a person or inanimate object to be worthy of inspiring rapture (i.e. swoon, swooning).

"That dress is so swoonworthy. Where can I get one?"

by KBSwoon April 2, 2013