stroke mag

A porno magazine one might jerk off to

dude all my stroke mag s are all stuck together what have you been doing in here

by whitee April 25, 2006

Stroke

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GUYS CALL AN AMBULANCE HIS HAVING A STROKE!

by Gelli Baff June 7, 2022

pussy stroke

A female orgasm resulting in temporary paralysis of 1 or more Labia

I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a pussy stroke

Girl, I'm so stressed out...I gave myself a pussy stroke

by Misterhiggy September 20, 2013

Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

car stroke

A guy who goes from dealership to dealership asking for your" best price". Will drive to the end of the fucking planet to save 50 bucks. Thinks he is smarter than everyone else. Time is worth nothing to this fag.

That guy has been to 50 saab dealers, what a fucking car stroke!

by J Wheels January 24, 2008

stroke station

Location within a man cave where masturbation is most likely to occur (frequently). Prior to the Internet, it would have been a reclining chair or couch placed within view of the television. Post-Internet, it is definitely in front of a man's man cave computer. Stroke stations are often equipped with lubricant (cleverly hidden or in plain sight), tissues, wastebasket with many, many used tissues, or a simple jizz rag for the more advanced stroker.

Wife: The only sex you're having tonight is by yourself at your stroke station!

by Spacini December 16, 2012

Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019