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Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
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stotz

This is a person born with extreme deformities. Also defined by looking like a fucking Gremlin. Also a person who frequents gay porn sites and likes to watch other "Stotz's" fucking animals. Also eats the ass of men and can't afford anything. If this is you, you likely cannot hold a job even at Dominoes, McDonald's, Arby's, Rally's. Also cries frquently and blames everything on his FAS. Should be shot and killed.
Kevin: "Look at that retarded kid, he reminds me of Stotz."

Erica: "Yah, he prolly has an STD, and fucks 300 pound chicks."

Tom: "He needs to fucking kill himself since his sister stole all of his Duster."

Joe: "That guy looks like he has forskin under his nose, what a cunt."
by Everyone in BG October 23, 2008
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stoat

A device used to counter attack whimsical statements, or Tom Birddus, aka hambule.
Guard the flanks ! Protect the rear ! Launch all stoat !
by Alan March 20, 2005
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Stoltz'd

It's like being punk'd but its alot cooler.
Stolz in German means proud. So being Stoltz'd is when someone punks you out of pride. The reason you add the T is because you can't say stolz'd, well you can but it sounds gay. Its hard to explain to people its like tell them the definition for "the" you just can't do it without sounding crazy.
Hahah you called me gay, so I stoltz'd you and left you at Best Buy and didn't come get you.
by David O'Laughlin September 6, 2008
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Stotic

Another word for calling somebody stupid and idiotic
"Stop being so Stotic"
"Wow you're Stotic"
"He's Stotic"
by Pseudonym wtf is that? April 20, 2016
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stoots

Oli T
"stoots its like a lightning blot to the back of your brain"

.Stoooootssss !!!
by nathaniel a May 29, 2011
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Stotting

North east. Very very drunk. To stott is to throw at or bounce off. Stotting describes the staggering drunk using a wall to support himself on his way home.
I had a great night last night, I was stotting.
by Dee Diesel September 16, 2013
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