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This is a person born with extreme deformities. Also defined by looking like a fucking Gremlin. Also a person who frequents gay porn sites and likes to watch other "Stotz's" fucking animals. Also eats the ass of men and can't afford anything. If this is you, you likely cannot hold a job even at Dominoes, McDonald's, Arby's, Rally's. Also cries frquently and blames everything on his FAS. Should be shot and killed.
Kevin: "Look at that retarded kid, he reminds me of Stotz."

Erica: "Yah, he prolly has an STD, and fucks 300 pound chicks."

Tom: "He needs to fucking kill himself since his sister stole all of his Duster."

Joe: "That guy looks like he has forskin under his nose, what a cunt."

stotz by Everyone in BG October 23, 2008

stottie smuggler 

Referring to someone's stomach hanging out the bottom of there t-shirt, so that it looks like a large greggs stottie they've tried to steal by hiding it up the t-shirt
a north east of England slang word for a fat person wearing clothes far too small that there fat stomach hangs out looking like a large flat bread, they might also be said to baguette breasts
Look at Chris, he's got to be a XXXL. The fat c#*ts wearing a medium, he looks like a stottie smuggler
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A bearded man that hails from the State of Tasmania, Australia. His name is often yelled at high decibel levels to attract attention. The size of his beard is comparable only to the length of his public hair which has been likened to that of Osama bin Laden's beard. A Stozza is known for political debate and never diverging from its own opinion. Commonly found smoking substances if left unprovoked it will most likely offer you some.
Oi 'Stozza' get ere cunt
Stozza by Meeks Moose Man August 18, 2014

Kim Stolz 

The hottest lesbian celeberty out there! She's got blue eyes, red hair (cut short and dyed)and a fierce way about her!
Jane:"Hey Maggie, who is that fiece looking hottie standing over by Tyra Banks?"

Maggie:"Oh that's just Kim Stolz. She the hottest celeberty out there!"
A person who is typically an old suspect-paedophile who plays video games. This person will normally look young for his age, enough to pull off a ruse of being 18 years old.

A Stotty will have a very distinctive walk, with a small gait, stiff shoulders and subtly-animate neck and head. A Stotty will enjoy Mountain Dew and staying awake until the desperate moment where he needs to sleep, reasons for this are currently unknown.
Guy 1: That fellow is walking awfully strange, I wonder what's wrong with him...

Guy 2: He must be a Stotty!

Guy 1: He must be, cross the road post-haste so we may scoff at his presence and make criticism of his strange demeanor!
Stotty by FatherOfAStotty April 18, 2013
geordie flat bun, better than anything ese in the uk
stottie by Anonymous November 2, 2003
Storzy - v. To wave your actual penis or a penis shaped object (realistic or exaggerated) in an effort to irritate, amuse, or arouse.
Did you just storzy?
storzy by Mitchellcanyone December 1, 2013