St. Agnes Academy

An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.

St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers

St. Agnes Academy by mintpod March 23, 2019

St. Michael 

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in Heaven against Satan and his followers.

In Hebrew his name means: "Who Is Like God"

St. Michael by Erick August 27, 2005

St. Charles, Missouri 

Adequate size suburb with mostly white middle-class people. If you live in the county and meet someone new your 1st question to ask/answer is "What high school did you go to?". Your answer will speak volumes because that is how you'll be judged.

Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.

Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.

Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.

Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.

Scenario A:
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...

Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.

St. Charles, Missouri by WestWarrior November 22, 2011

St. Louis 

While not technically the largest city in Missouri (that honor belongs to Kansas City, due to some creative annexing and stupidity on St. Louis' part), the entire area's a lot bigger and more influential. Home to Budweiser, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Gateway Arch, this city of roughly 2.8 million people also has some good music, good food and weird customs. It's pretty much Boston-on-the-Mississippi: mostly Catholic, very insular, loves baseball a little too much, has an inferiority complex (here it's with Chicago) that we take out through baseball. It's got a lot of bad points, too: we live too much in the past, we've deluded ourselves into thinking we're either still really important or just a "big small town", and we can't support a football team worth a damn. Overall, it's a very Midwestern city: misunderstood and a little weird.

"Where did you go to high school?"--If you can't answer this question with something an average person born in St. Louis can understand, you're fucked. Seriously.

St. Louis by kev07 August 19, 2006

ST-Sekal Time 

When you consistently are more than 15 minutes late to any mandatory supervision in the morning without any repercussions.

Is he late? No, he is on ST-Sekal Time.

ST-Sekal Time by EARVIN79 June 4, 2014

St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)

Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.

St. Breton's Day by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015

St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.

Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

St. John Bosco Highschool by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018