spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

Spastic

A term used to describe people with cerebral palsy, commonly used as an insult to people being clumsy.

Clumsy person: ah shit I dropped a plate
Mate: you fuckin spastic, clean it up

by S0me Dude April 10, 2023

spastic

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

by CrabbyBilly June 04, 2025

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

Who decided to promote that spastic Russell? He can barely string a sentence together

by Lydia12312 July 14, 2022

Spastic

A derogatory term used to describe a complete moron/idiot.

What genius thought it was a good idea to promote a spastic like Russell, he can barely string a sentence together.

by Lydia12312 July 14, 2022

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 30, 2020