Spastic

Audrie Shaw

Audrie Shaw Is A Spastic

by Peksnwkqqs November 26, 2023

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay

Oh god I was turning the train spastic

by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023

Spastic

the correct definition is someone with cerebral palsy, my definition is someone who acts stupid in the moment.

person 1: *drops pen*
person 2: “hahaha you’re spastic”
person 1: “no you’re spastic”

by soton menace November 22, 2021

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020