Spastic gorilla

A secondary, more pristine definition for a fucking retard

Oh look at that spastic gorilla, so autistic *sips tea*

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

Spastic

Seren Kalter

That girls such a seren Kalter!
Why’s that?
Shes spastic!

by Nigel Mount May 28, 2019

Spastic

Definition of oniksa and how she acts

Look at oniksa the defined spastic

by Abdi aannoooo December 15, 2019

stupid spasticated donkey

>Just a donkey ass looking person
> ugly
> obvs stupid

IE maddie looks like a stupid spasticated donkey

by d a n n i e l l e February 16, 2024

spastic

chronically online nonce named szymon

''Man, Szymon is the definition of spastic.''

by big papa 42069 February 9, 2023

rock-spastic

A condition manifested as a set of spasmodic muscle contractions and gleeful body movements caused mainly by classic rock songs that evoke nostalgia and can cause involuntary shaking, swinging, leg-bouncing, knee-slapping, head-jerking, fist-pumping, and generally rhythmic movements in tune with a favorite classic rock song. Also known as Chair-Dancing.

Wow, the new guy is going all rock-spastic over there at his desk, he must be listening to some classic rock on his headphones.

Dave wrecked that sweet-ass Chevy when he went all rock-spastic over some Pure Prairie League song.

by keyline September 21, 2017

Spastic

A completely retarded cretin who has dropped below the point of being human. They have no reason left to exist but continue doing so to ruin the lives of others around them.
These spastics often use derogatory language and racial comments to defer the attention of them being a spastic.

Ben is the most spasticated person that can possibly exist.

by Acquiescere June 9, 2023