speed willy 

Term originated in Northern England used to describe a shrunken, flacid penis due to taking ecstasy or other amphetamines. Usually only lasts while user is under the influence of the substance taken, and usually goes away once the penis is stimulated.

Once she had turned me on the speed willy subsided and my johnson was back to normal size.

speed willy by xKILOx November 21, 2005

speed metal

A genre of metal that basically consists of standard heavy metal played at faster tempos with an emphasis on the basic guitar riffs. (Can be compared to a melodic version of thrash.) Created by Judas Priest.

Exciter, Agent Steel, early Blind Guardian

speed metal by Pyrus August 26, 2004

speed bag scissor hands 

One of the most talented Speed Baggers in the world.... him the SCISSOR HAND Salute and he will give ya a tee shirt.

Adam Solomon Is SBSH, Speed Bag Scissor Hands, comedian, actor, celebrity, superstar and entertainer extraordinare.

speed bag scissor hands by Speed bag affliction April 15, 2010

Speed Screen 

Using another speeding car to mask your speeding, thereby avoiding radar detection. A speed screen can be executed by falling in behind another speeding car on the freeway while driving only slightly slower than them. The idea is that the potential highway patrol officer, a mile up the road, will tag his/her car first with his radar gun, allowing you enough time to slow down and slip by unnoticed.

A speed screen expert will also be observant of the leading car's braking habits. If he/she randomly hits their brakes, it's likely that they've spotted an officer up the road. Their brake lights act as a potential police warning system.

The ideal speed screen is one in which you are sandwiched between two speeding cars, one in front, one in back. The rear car will screen you from flanking police cruisers.

Example 1:
Wife: Can you drive faster, we're late.
Husband: I don't want to get a ticket.
Wife: Just use a speed screen you pussy.

Example 2:
Driver: Dude, this guy coming up behind me is flying.
Passenger: That's a perfect speed screen, get behind him and step on it.

Speed Screen by captmurk November 14, 2013

speed racer 

A race car driver who speaks extremely fast and never uses commas and drives an awesome car and the new remake the speed racer cartoons suck.

Go speed racer, go speed racer, go speed racer GO!

speed racer by Cellist December 19, 2003

speed force 

An extra-dimension of speed. It also known as "terminal velocity." The DC Comics made this term for the character The Flash. The Flash is known for his super-human speed which can exceed the speed of light.

Wow... The Flash just used the speed force to rape Superman's ass in a race... That's right alpha you will never be better... hahaha

speed force by DJ FlashForce April 10, 2005

speed jerking 

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

speed jerking by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010