Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Southern french style

So you know how French kissing is with the tongue right well now just imagine that down south

Guy 1: I southern french styled a girl last night
Guy 2: yew wat billeh?
Guy 3: he tounge fucked a gal

by Southerndentistdating June 7, 2018

southern goodbye

saying goodbye only to talk for another 10-20 minutes and then saying bye again only for the cycle to repeat itself until one of the parties makes a excuse to leave for real

the exact opposite of a Irish goodbye

joe: “ hey man we should get going soon”
aaron: “we don’t have to leave for another 20 minutes tho?”
joe: “ i know but alex does a southern goodbye”

by soap tee November 19, 2022

Southern fried

A state of being stoned of being stoned south of the Mason-Dixon Line

Upon returning from Atlanta ,minus two ounces of weed that we left with ,you can say were southern fried.

by Dadgad September 21, 2014

Southern Mafia

A geographically oriented group of 'Good Ole Boy' daddy's and cheer leading, pageant mommy's that refuse to allow a newcomer to participate in their community. Any participation requires area birth right or someone of authority publicly vouching for you to be considered part of the small town 'clan.' Gossip, not facts, rule day to day life and make for a very entertaining existence.

Jessica relocated to a small town when she married her husband. The Southern Mafia did not accept her marriage to a local man or her $5 to join the school PTO until several the town leader's vouched for her. An unspoken baptism to join was held at the Town Mall and all welcomed her. Since then she applied for her library card and was approved to read, write and wear shoes to public functions.

by Jess Stevens October 4, 2011

southern style threesome

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas

I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins

by The real slim shabby July 6, 2014