Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS)

Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.

“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”

by Nototerror June 17, 2020

Sob Pick

A sob pick is the last desperate shroom pick before first frost. The harvest usualy provides slim pickings for even the most skilled harvester. The prospect of there being no more crop until next year fills the hunter with woe.

Louie's face was soaked with tears while on his final desperate sob pick. There was no solace in the fact he had a stock pile of dry shrooms to last the year as he had eaten them all.

by wineo12 October 21, 2010

sob

standing on business

Some these kappin ahh hoes lie about
• Example “i sob” .
only thing u standing on is dikk

by kefrmda407 November 19, 2023

SOB

stand on business/stood on business/standing on business

yall was SOB a week ago now yall not?

by nooni3200 March 15, 2024

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

SOB turn

A very hard or fast turn that causes passengers to lean or potentially slide in their seat. Stands for "Slide Over Baby"

"That turn was so hard, I slid in my seat!"
"Yeah, it was definitely an SOB turn."

by L_ronzo February 21, 2019

Sob Com

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.

That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....

by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015