dirty snorkel

A sexual act where the giver licks the receivers bumhole whilst vigorously tugging on his penis, giving the appearance of someone cleaning their snorkel

Gemma couldn't wait to clean Simons dirty snorkel after the enchantment under the sea ball

by cleaveland steamboat September 10, 2015

Turtle snorkel

Plastic straws

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard

by Eat420 October 16, 2019

purple snorkel

when you squeeze a penis untill it turns purple, put it in your butt hole, and fart on it

she did the purple snorkel last night

by Fredlousia February 02, 2011

Rectal Snorkeler

(pron: rek′təl snôr′-kəl-lʉr)
noun. One who performs anilingus.

Did you hear about that rectal snorkeler who suffocated while snorkelling Michael Barrymore's rectum?

by cumfucker December 13, 2008

crotch snorkel

(n) a word to describe a penis.

Billy has a HUGE crotch snorkel!

by Angelia August 01, 2005

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 07, 2006

Butt Snorkeling

The act of being up someone's anus so far, that you need an artificial means of respiration. Brown nosing.

Lyle was butt snorkeling Jim to gain his promotion.

by Chris October 21, 2003