Slothism

A medical condition where the victim cannot complete any task in a timely manner.

Sorry I was late. My mom was having a severe case of slothism, and took an hour to get ready.

by Giraffe africa September 18, 2010

slothdom

(n)- When one has achieved the laziest style of living (as humanly close to that of a sloth).

- Typically worse than Senioritis

Katherine: "Through Allah, I have reached Slothdom."

by RAE414 February 4, 2014

Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"

by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017

sloth mode

after a long night of rolling at the club, the next day consists of smoking bowl after bowl while watching zombie movies on netflix.

friend: "what are you doing today?"
you: "sloth mode all day"
friend: "fuck yeah i got 8 blunts!"

by doobiemaster420 May 6, 2011

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Slotheh

(from the television show H & S)
A name for a human who thinks and acts like a sloth. They are usually quite dopey and refer to their prison inmate as 'Honestleh'. Together they fight racoons and eat 'iguana meat' as they are their biggest enemies.

-Who is that climbing at tree over there?!
- Some call her/him Slotheh.

by honestleh1234 November 18, 2012

slothcore

1. Having the characteristics of a sloth and exercising these characteristics in every day life to extremes.

2. A hardcore sloth.

3. An admiration/love for three-toed sloths.

"That dude is slothcore"

some characteristics of slothcore:

sleeping for 10+ hours.

sitting on your ass all day.

unemployed.

lazier than the average lazy mother fucker.

love for three-toed sloths.

by slothcore October 21, 2007