cock-sicle

when fellatio is done outdoors in cold weather - cock forms a layer of frozen saliva

hey when we go skiing, will you give me a cock-sicle on the chairlift?

by Bradford, PA March 25, 2011

simple

when a person acts in a way that insults their own intelligence

Beth, you are SIMPLE!

by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003

acting simple

To act rude or stupidly.

Don't be afraid to slap the bitch if she acting simple.

by Jackie Theodore Valentine July 7, 2014

sniff-sicle

the art or action of removing a bicycle seat(usually the quick release type) and hold it in front of you by the post like a pop-sicle and taking periodic sniffs or wofts from the seat area with the goal of smelling whatever aromas that are emitting from said seat, for the best results this usually takes place right after the seat in question has been sat on or "ridden".
the most popular smells or "flavours" are usually from a womans(pussy smell) bicycle seat but some also prefer the one from males(smegma, ball sweat) or the universal ass smell.
some are also known for the trifecta of smells which many people seem to get maximum enjoyment.
Some also consider this to be a fetish but it only seems to be popular in parts of thailand.

Angela-"hey Tom that was an awesome bike ride and its a hot day too, im all sweaty"
Tom-"I know it was awesome, and now we will be able to each enjoy eachothers sniff-sicle"
Angela-"I totally agree lets just hold them here and sniff away"
Tom-"YES LETS!

by canadianwintersaretoolong September 10, 2010

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

Simple Sprite

A Mix of a clear alcoholic beverage an Sprite..." easy and clear" , easy to make with two clear drinks while one being a alcoholic beverage.

Most know mix Amsterdam An Sprite.

1.Q:" a dude you wanna dirty sprite"?
A:" naa man, just mix that simple shit in my sprite"

2. Q:" what you sipping on"?
A: Nothing but a simple Sprite

3. Q:" lets hurry up an make this simple sprite"
A: OK you got the Amsterdam and Sprite"?

by wb_sauvejr December 29, 2012

simple pussy

A ladies vagina without all those flaps

The lovely lady had a simple pussy!

by J.E.L.L.O October 4, 2006