by skewkew August 16, 2011
by James H. Harding May 24, 2008
by five across the face April 07, 2015
anyone : hi
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
communist jon : HI HI HI HI HI IM GAY HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE SHITTY LIST WITH ALL THE SHITTY LEVEL ??????
by nicoooooooooooooooooooooooo721 March 15, 2022
Reading ESPN, Facebook, texting, or anything else on their phone going, 70+ mph, and drifting into lanes.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
Runs lots of red lights and stop signs. They wait to hit brakes until they have to hard enough for all the shit in the car to fly forward. Generally have totaled several cars, gotten numerous tickets, and even had a suspended license.
They call everyone who rides with them, particularly girlfriends, harassengers when they request that they drive like a normal person so they don't have to fear for their lives.
You tend to hit your imaginary brake and death grip the "oh shit handle" while riding with them.
"My boyfriend is such a shitty driver. We almost got into two accidents and ran a stop sign because he was looking at his Facebook. I didn't think we'd make it alive."
by terrifiedpassenger88 May 14, 2014
Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!
by Newfi Shunky Shack March 12, 2015