Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

shondipon

Built different. Philipino. Absolute unit on the basketball court going beast mode on people not watching anime. A Shondipon is a guy that every body likes but are too afraid to be around. Only plays csgo (jumps with mw). Like a nerd but cool.

Your such a Shondipon man, stop bhopping!

by Bababoey360 December 15, 2020

Shitdrift

When a cat has poo stuck to is’t butt fur and runs/wipes it on the carpet in a semicircle.

Did you see Fluffy’s shitdrift? It defies laws of physics.

by Violator0325 November 26, 2022

got shoed

Colloquial. To be denigrated or insulted, often as a means of protest or political expression. The phrase originated in December of 2008, when an Iraqi journalist, Muntadhar al-Zeidi, threw his shoes at United States President George W. Bush, a terrible insult in Islamic tradition.

Did you see that press conference the president held in Iraq? He totally got shoed!

by shoe_ninja December 20, 2008

ah'shod

Ah'shods are commonly ugly and retarded they may be athletic but is not good with girls and usually have a small penis.

AH'SHOD SUCKS DICK

by Bbc001 January 10, 2018

shitdyslexia

a rare disease that causes you to grow shit on your face every morning.

symptons can include : oil in bellybutton, a distinct stench, shit on your face, being over weight, everyone starting to say " dude i think u got shit on your face"

ways of curing shitdyslexia : shower everyday like everyone else in the world, stop annoying others, dont act your high from smoking baby tokes, dont be fat, stop touching people cause its jus rele gay

i think you got shitdyslexia cause i can smell it from here

dude yu shud shower cause yur shitdyslexia is showing

stefano stfu yu shitdislexic

by knarf gondor premulan June 7, 2009

shitdrawer

The file cabinet at work in which one routinely takes shits.

I will need to find a new shitdrawer because this one is almost full.

by Chris Deemer December 28, 2005