1 definition by knarf gondor premulan

shitdyslexia

a rare disease that causes you to grow shit on your face every morning.

symptons can include : oil in bellybutton, a distinct stench, shit on your face, being over weight, everyone starting to say " dude i think u got shit on your face"

ways of curing shitdyslexia : shower everyday like everyone else in the world, stop annoying others, dont act your high from smoking baby tokes, dont be fat, stop touching people cause its jus rele gay

i think you got shitdyslexia cause i can smell it from here

dude yu shud shower cause yur shitdyslexia is showing

stefano stfu yu shitdislexic

by knarf gondor premulan June 8, 2009