1. The man was shirtlessness for 6 years 132 days 47 minutes and 21 seconds. 2. Robbie shirtnesslessed himself.
by Bob Reg Napar October 12, 2007
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A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."
*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*
Shittles: How do you do it?
*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*
Zach: You hit it with a hammer.
Shittles: Really?
Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.
Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!
Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
Shittles: How do you do it?
*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*
Zach: You hit it with a hammer.
Shittles: Really?
Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.
Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!
Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.
by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004
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Get the piece of shit scared shitless mug.two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!
"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"
"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"
"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"
by Krkič August 12, 2019
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The bored shitless young man staring at the next brick he had to lay and watched it slowly begin to develop lush bouyant breasts with teats on the verge of stroking his bared chest.
by salled January 12, 2008
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A "curse word" used when u dont wanna say "shit." Its like "shit" but the "-tles" makes it a tiny "shit." This means it is less harsh.
by Lance December 27, 2004
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