"sergio..."
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"
"hey, we know sergio!"
"hes got darkish lightish hair"
"the tannish, whitish guy"
"yeah, about this tall."
"you know sergio? Come, join us!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 16, 2003

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"
Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him
Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him
by jess February 22, 2005

On april 11, you are legally allowed to anally penetrate Sergio Fernandez butthole. This only happens once a year so make sure to be lubed up.
"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
by ReverseJ May 24, 2018

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck
damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74888067
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74888067
by richardblahblah January 30, 2009

. When your date wait till the end to just give you a kiss.
I could have ****** you, but I chose not to
I could have ****** you, but I chose not to
by Giuben April 22, 2018

Person: aye look it’s that guy Sergio who likes to talk shit man I’m gonna beat his ass me: let me get my popcorn
by Manwhore55 October 4, 2019
