Seal the Envelope

To lick a Vagina.

"I'll Seal the Envelope all Night"

Seal the Envelope by Envelope Sealer March 27, 2010

SEAL Team Six

(v): to go ballistic on, get crazy with, destroy, or be a general badass

man, i brought that chick home last night and went SEAL team Six on her ass" or "man, that chicken head got so slobbery on my knob that I Seal Team Sixed her right in the face!" or "my car broke down for the last time, I'm gonna go SEAL Team Six on that shit!

SEAL Team Six by mobettermeatymeatsheros June 2, 2011

Seal Team Six

They are both the most intelligent and moronic squad to walk the earth.

Seal Team Six is a squad of oxymorons.

Seal Team Six by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

Seal Kiss 

When you place your foreskin over another males penis and rub forwards and backwards slowly.

John: Can i give you a seal kiss?
Mick: Okay but lube up

Seal Kiss by RandyHorseLicker September 9, 2009

seal clubber 

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich

"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"

seal clubber by hairyotterboy January 1, 2007

seal clubbers 

Total pussies, the disgrace of the kingdom. see kingdom of loathing

Nevinryal: "Hey, should we let that Seal Clubber into our clan?"

UrAssOnCrack: "FUXoR N0!! S34L CLubber5 5uX0R @5S "

seal clubbers by Avalon_the_Infected March 30, 2005

seal flippers 

Big, flappy, oh my god, SEE Meat Curtains. The pussy lips that hang all over the place.

Her big ass seal flippers kept knockin' my pork sword off the mark.

seal flippers by Rhondelle May 14, 2003