Scrabble Smugness

noun. A special state of smugness experienced by a Scrabble player who is either winning or has recently had a very high-scoring word on the board.

Unlike normal smugness, Scrabble Smugness is notoriously difficult to hide and even statements such as "I was lucky that time" or "It's just the tiles" will do nothing to reassure the opponent(s) that there is no smugness.

Typically Scrabble Smugness will manifest itself as a peculiar grin, and is accompanied by feelings of superiority and an over-estimation of one's intelligence. In many cases, Scrabble Smugness will induce feelings of Scrabble Rage in the opponent(s).

Player 1: Damn it, you're always winning.

Player 2: (modestly) I was just lucky that time. It's the tiles really...

Player 3: Like fuck it is. And don't pretend to be coy - you have the worst case of Scrabble Smugness ever.

by Pseudocrat November 3, 2009

Scamber

Hott, sexy little mofo with sex hair. Usually drunk. Found watching movies with random men 3-6 nights a week. Scambers are usually very scandolous and do naughty things IN FRONT of closed doors.

I got so scambered last night!
Dang, look at that scamber!

Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!

by Kinky Hoe Bag 69 September 27, 2009

playing scrabble

A "code" word used between guys to mean hooking up with a girl.

Guy 1: Hey, you down for working out at the gym tonight?

Guy2:Nah man, I'm playing scrabble with the girlfriend again.

Guy 1:Alright..

by scrabbleplayer69 February 27, 2010

Scrambling

Not performing well in a particular task, getting beaten easily, very poorly done, struggling.

E.g. someone does something poorly: You're scrambling

by SS-man December 25, 2007

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.

>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.

by elemental May 7, 2005

side scramble

Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.

"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."

"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"

by ShanaShawna March 12, 2008

scrabblegasm

Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.

Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.

Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"

by oizys September 10, 2008