schleif

When two guys screw both holes on a girl at the same time.

Me and my buddy totally schleifed Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night.

by c August 20, 2003

schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

schlegel

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.

Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.

by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018

schleep

Bruh. Dead. I'm done.

Hernandez: I'm not Spanish at all
Kenyon: I'm schleep

by tifdn September 11, 2016

schlepping ball paste

1. The act of exerting all one's energy to the point of fatigue and a moist scrotum.

2. Drinking excessively at such bars as the Ankah(sp?), the Onion, or the Lobstaaaahhh(sp?)(Beverly/Salem, Ma).

3. The furthering of any and all drug/alcohol indused motives.

4. Overall, actions opposite those of stupid, unintelligilbe "Jimmy(s) from Danvers".

"What's going on?"

"I'M SCHLEPPING BALL PASTE!!!!"

by Oh shure December 1, 2009

Mein Haar ist immer schlecht!

German for "My hair is always bad." Used when a woman is dissatisfied with her appearence whilst looking in a mirror.

Fuck! Mein Haar ist immer schlecht! I hate mirrors.

by James Frohlich April 18, 2007

Schlepp

Verb: To carry

Can you believe that old man takes his boat apart every year at the waterfall and has to schlepp it up and down that treacherous hill ?

by Stevananda June 25, 2019