slattern

a dirty untidy woman;prostitute

look at that slattern luring people to dark alley ways

by ms.tomorrow June 11, 2006

Scratter

Someone who lives off state benefits and has never worked in their life. Often overweight and can be found in town centres with 3 screaming kids and cans of lager in hand swearing loudly.

Look at those scratters, they should be shot at birth.

by fatbob May 8, 2003

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

skatterbrain

The condition or state of mind of anyone, partygoer or crackheadwho has just had a massive shot "and or'' has not eat'n or sleep't in days, usualy entirely supported by amphetamines, dope and icecoffie.

Normaly well spotted all over the place on a monday or tuesday in the workplace, or wen attempting to pickout somthing from the shops and cant think properly.

take a look at yourself skatterbrain, go home and sleep it off

by "BART"-FrmBuno.yep.. April 30, 2011

scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole

What nah she’s a skatterpuss

by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019

Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.

Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.

by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010