scalp

verb - to remove the skin from one's head; see circumcision

The doctor scalped little Billy soon after he was born.

by ToasterParade April 19, 2006

Scalper

Dickheads who buy all the everything and resell because there to lazy to work at Macdonalds

Person 1: Look at that ass hole over there with 7 ps5s. person 2 that guys definitely a scalper who go to resell them on eBay for 6900 each.

by Weeeeeeeee11 May 21, 2021

Sappy

A song barely anyone knows about by Nirvana. The song is genious and is about doing things to make yourself happy for a temporary time and then realizing where you are and how its ruining your life. The main example of the song is doing drugs to calm you down for a short period of time and then you snap back into reality. This sounds ironic because Kurt does drugs but Kurt tried to get people to not do what he did like do drugs, smoke, and live a life of anger.

Your really in a laundry room

by UrbanDude April 19, 2004

Scalper

A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price

Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals

However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events

Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

sappi

Sad and happy at the same damn time.

Ryan was very sappi because he couldnt take his nappy.

by Fakejake. May 17, 2018

Scalpel

Lighter, fire, torch

I've got it loaded and ready. Scalpel?

by CVCScrappy April 21, 2020

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