Russelled

the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.

I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.

by WIZZAARD August 1, 2008

Kurt Russell

A fictional actor who exclusively stars in movies directed by filmmaker John Carpenter. His real name is Snake Plissken.

Fanboy 1 - "Hey man, I herd Kurt Russell will be playing in John Carpenters new gig."
Fanboy 2 - "You mean SNAKE PLISSKEN is starring in the new Carpenter scifi-horror!"

by jojojack August 3, 2009

Russell

Cactus dick

Russell has a cactus dick

by Tlham February 19, 2017

Rossed

Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs

I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.

by Wadswoof Barkington August 22, 2011

rushed

Another word for getting beaten up by a group of individuals. Synonymous to Jumped, Slapped, Brushed, Cornered & Fucked Up.

"Yo what happened to my brother?" "Some of those mans rushed the guy at McDonalds, beat him bloody."

by AnotherMan231 July 19, 2016

Russel Crowe

v. to strike someone with a telephone or other communication device.

wendy got russel crowe'd cause she was being a bitch.

by acetanilide January 20, 2006

rusted musket

when you do a girl in the ass and you bring your dick out and it has a film of shit on it. your dick is the musket and the shit is considered the rust

I was just trying to put it in her ass, but i wound up with a rusted musket!

by motown pussy bruiser July 24, 2009