Express Route

By getting the girl to have a shower, it makes them already naked, and you don't need to do the task of seducing* the clothes off the girl, which normally consists of one piece of clothing at a time, could take a lot of time and effort, whereas the shower skips all the hard work and you get your sexy time quicker. Commonly abbreveated to ER. Once again all this could also be avoided by slipping viagra into her drink

*seducing can include anything from kisses to massaging to ripping. Depends on the girl, and your relationship with her...

ps. This is only the case if your girlfriend is not super horny and is the one taking your clothes off... in that case *hi5* man!

"Bernie told his girlfriend to have a shower so he could take the express route"

"eh i can't be bothered kissing you, go have a shower.."

"Mat couldn't get this girl to take the ER, so he had to seduce (rip) her clothes off" naughty boy mat...

by The Mathmagician November 4, 2007

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scenic route

An Elevator ride to or from the top or high floor of a building that stops at every floor on the way up or down.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"

by Ben Faulding September 30, 2005

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Duplo Route

Fast way to get from ground to very high grounds in a short amount of time, rapid and typically out of control mostly used in the VR game called Gorilla Tag

Person 1: Yo im about to do a duplo route
Person 2: Cool is it flaccid amongus?

by blaziii January 30, 2022

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Scenic Route

The scenic route, The undesirable neighborhood that you would not want to live in or find yourself driving through very often due to safety concerns and just the depressing scene that is hurting your eyes. As you begin your grove you’ll notice a gradual increase in trash and untidy kept porches, as well as more and more graffiti,you’ll start noticing abandon cars and trash filled lots were houses once stood, Before you know it there is just random people all over the place ,junkies ,People pushing shopping carts with god only knows what down the middle of the street. All of this is taking place for example on a Tuesday afternoon at 3 p.m. I guess nobody has to be at work in these either

The smell of weed is everywhere in, cars with tinted windows and people in need of a belt to keep thier pants from falling down , there is no shortage of bodegas , Check cashing places, pawn shops, liquor stores,And plenty of takeout food stores.

You can spot the place that you can buy drugs from just like seeing other cars continually pulling up to the same corner of people then quickly driving off into the sunset.

And then at some point you have made it through the halfway point of the scenic route and you will find that conditions all the sudden begin to gradually improve back towards your neighborhood that actually has pride and respect for itself. As you arrive safely to your doorstep you reflect upon taking the scenic route home and are thankful that we live where you live. THE END.

On my way home from work today I had to take the scenic route due to a detour, I made sure my doors were locked and my Legally owed and licensed to carry 9 mm we’re ready just in case

by Pro stock April 13, 2022

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