Robert

Robert is a very loving, sweet, caring, boy who loves to play outside. He always loves to play sports especially baseball. He has a good body but always thinks he’s fat. Girls really like him but they never want to admit it. He’s very charming and a great friend to have.

Let throw ball urudhsud robert

by TrueFactsGod May 9, 2020

Robert

A boy that sucks to much cocks at night

Robert sucks dick 24/7

by RickYT October 17, 2019

Robert

The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small

Ay that nigga robert is gay

by RjNhK January 21, 2020

robert

A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.

O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.

by A. stoochle December 9, 2008

Robert

He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being

Robert is the shit, fucks anyone,anything

by Big dick mother fuckaa January 4, 2018

Robert

An ugly pedo in your ela class, that no one likes and who doesn't do his work.

Robert: *Breaths*
Gabe: Stfu Robert.

by Someone in Roberts class June 18, 2018

Robert

Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.

"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 1, 2019