by Fusiriddi77885 November 12, 2019
Robert is a very loving, sweet, caring, boy who loves to play outside. He always loves to play sports especially baseball. He has a good body but always thinks he’s fat. Girls really like him but they never want to admit it. He’s very charming and a great friend to have.
by TrueFactsGod May 10, 2020
The gayest human being you will ever meet. He will try to lire you into his gay dungeon. Usually roberts hairline is deformed and his penis is small
by RjNhK January 21, 2020
A male that exhibits an extreme amount of flirtation when around any type of female. (i.e. fat, ugly, busted, disfigured, mole on the face) Often can be found employing the tactic of song to attract mates. Is turned on by magnum condoms, blow up mattresses, guitar hero, and blastoise. Likes to use the phrase "i'd do anything once", and once broke up with a girlfriend over world of warcraft.
O God Robert is coming hide your sister.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
O God Robert is coming hide your girlfriend.
O God Robert is coming hide you dog.
by A. stoochle October 23, 2008
He is the man who owns the biggest penis in the world . 12 inches of pure muscle and vains😶. You don’t wanna get fucked by this human being
by Big dick mother fuckaa January 03, 2018
by Someone in Roberts class March 13, 2017
Noun
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
A slave, typically a midget, that is partially disabled. Closely resembles a 'psycho' from borderlands, but with an ugly ass face. and a missing eye. Most are Roberts typically persuaded by pouring anti-freeze into their empty eye socket.
"My Robert was misbehaving the other day, so I had to pour anti-freeze into his socket, and then I skull-fucked him!"
by Unyielding_Codger1959 April 02, 2019