Ritzy

Slang and shortened version of realistically 💯

If I’m ritzy that girl is a bimbo, just look at her.

Mum ritzy i need that extra $$$

by bosssssman August 14, 2023

delaney ritter

The hottest girl in school that any one would fall for. Smart gorgeous and good looking.

Hey I heard your going out with Delaney Ritter.

by sharkawesome176 February 14, 2017

Paul Ritter

The best person in British acting for non marvel things he was a legend mainly known for Friday night dinner played Martin goodman and he had 2 sons Adam and Johnny along with his wife Jackie however like all the greats he was gone to soon rip paul Ritter

Joshua: hey do you want to watch Friday night dinner

Kian: is that the show with Paul Ritter in it?

Joshua: yea mate he is fucking funny

by Paul Ritter fan April 7, 2021

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

Ritsy

Describing someone who is all about how they look. Glamorous and expensive.

-That girl is all ritsy up!

by SamiGurl June 13, 2005

Tommy Ritter

Tommy Ritter was a guy who got called out publicly (via Worldstarhiphop.com) about desperately messaging a girl begging to eat her out... It got to a point where he messaged her every day for nearly a month and offered to pay her $70 if she'd let him. Basically, if someone compares you to Tommy Ritter they are calling you thirsty (desperately horny).

A: Bro that super sexy chick over there just turned me down but I'm about to go see what I did wrong and try again...

B: Nahh don't do that bro... Ol Tommy Ritter ass nigga...

by nottommyritter February 11, 2013

Rittenhouse

To be found innocent of self defense by a jury and have media slander you

You have been found rittenhoused

by MissMoss November 19, 2021