When a red headed male from Florida farts so hard that he busts open a hemorrhoid and blood comes out.
Brandon was driving back from Melbourne and farted so loud , Valerie knew the Red Ripper struck again.
by Lion O Richie September 03, 2018
Jack the Ripper killed a total of eleven prostitutes.Most likely the prostitutes would have died of some sexual disease days later.
by d1y2r3n4 September 22, 2010
The shoes that rippers wear so they can be identified as a ripper. Usually can be bought at a bueaty supply shop next to the pro-sryle gel.
by Leemo79 September 28, 2006
(Said after passing wind violently)
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets.
Cor that was a real knicker-ripper, better check me cacks for bullets.
by Barry Norman July 10, 2003
by Lorrie R. August 12, 2007
Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.
by Lude February 11, 2005
A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018