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Ricer

a person who modifies a vehicle for looks with really bad taste, and no performance.
example of a ricer would be anyone who modifies a vehicle with really bad paint job, mismatched colored interior, and exterior. for performance, the cat is taken out, or just has an exhuast tip instead of an actual full exhaust, the springs are clipped to lower it, and has really bad camber.

sentence1: that ricer thinks his car looks good, but no one seems to like it.

sentence2: that ricer has no knowledge on cars.
by bob November 17, 2003
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RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts
by Jesus September 23, 2003
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Ricer

Rice stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements".

A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.
Ricer buys 120hp Civic because hes broke.

Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy.

Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven".

Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway.

Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh.

Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not.

Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.
by psykadabra October 16, 2009
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Ricer Pipe

An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.
Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.
by Alex8275 July 16, 2014
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Raunchy Rider

"We are a bike gang entirely made up of DEAD PEOPLE. We have no morals or inhibitions. Our blood is Mountain Dew. We wield knives with expert skill. We wear masks not only to hide our identity and to hide our ridiculously good looks, but because if you look directly into our eyes you will be turned to stone. You will join us if you want to rule Pleasanton. If not, you will probably be crucified. Oh yeah, we are completely evil."
Infinitely greater than their rival gang, The Outriders.
I'd look out for those raunchy riders, they killed my niece.
by Raunchy Riders June 30, 2008
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Link Rider

Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.
"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."
by missjo5ie September 29, 2009
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Technical Rider

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.
Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.
by SHATEELA August 31, 2010
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